Rabite Forest - Forest Springs
A small oasis in the forest labyrinth, the springs quench the thirst
of travelers, gurgling as liquid spurts out and pools within the marble
basin. The trees around the fountain have been cut down, surrounding the
fountain with a ring of treestumps.

(] Exits: se [)
A small marble fountain is seen decorated with gemstone rabites.
A rabite with pitch-black fur is snoozing by the springs.

Armandine has arrived from the se.
Ulyaoth has arrived from the se.
Armandine says 'Kupo!!'
Armandine looks at you.
You say 'Hello.'



You drink nectar from a water bottle.

You say 'I am uncertain on the matter.'

Armandine says 'You are starting a new religion or somethin right?'

You say 'I am only raising awareness.'

Ulyaoth looks at himself.

Armandine says 'Oh'

You say 'Awareness of the oldest, truest religion around.'

Armandine says 'Do I have to pay? I don't have much money on me!'

You say 'No. No payment is required.'

You say 'I believe the greatest truth of Alcoholism is that no believer should pay for drinks.'

Armandine rolls around on the ground a bit.

You give a water bottle to Armandine.

Armandine says 'OOO I like the sound of that!'

You say 'Drink freely.'

Armandine says 'Sign me up!'

You fill a water bottle with nectar from rabite springs.

Armandine drinks nectar from a water bottle.

You drink nectar from a water bottle.

Armandine drinks nectar from a water bottle.

Armandine says 'that's Aemmurupo'
Armandine looks at Ulyaoth.

Armandine says 'And that's Ulyaoupo'

Armandine nods.

You kneel down.

Armandine says 'They don't say much!'

You grovel before him.

You grovel before her.
You say 'Wait. I apologize. I may have overdone it.'

Imbibobot gets back up and bows instead.

Armandine laughs.

Ulyaoth scratches his light-brown hair, adjusting his cap to the side ever-so-slightly with his thumb to move it out of the way. His icy-blue eyes glare over at Armandine as he proceeds to correct him. "Ulyaoth!" he states, in firm voice.

Armandine says 'You're a funny robot, I like you!'

Armandine says 'Yeah yeah, that's what I said! Ulyaoupo!'

You say 'Oh. I understand. An accent.'

Aemmeu pats Ulyaoth on the back, nodding for seemingly no reason. "Don't encourage it. It'll simply make things worse."

Ulyaoth says '... Right.. right. I forget most of you have an accent.'

Armandine scratches his head in confusion.

Armandine tilts his head. Kupo?

You say 'So Ulyaoupo would call Aemmurupo Aemmurth.'

You say 'And that would make me Drinkmath.'

Armandine says 'Nice ta meet ya!'

Armandine shakes your hand.

Aemmeu says 'Amm-mooth, you mean.'
Ulyaoth snickers, glancing over at Aemmeu.

You say 'Aemmooth Yumeen? That is a foreign name. I enjoy the sound of it.'

Armandine looks at you.

Armandine says 'Gosh, how'd you get to be so dirty, Drinkmath?'

Aemmeu says 'No, no! Amm-oo! '

You say 'I am dirty? I cannot be dirty.'

Armandine says 'Yeah gosh you are just dirtier than one of uncle's Gupo's limericks!'

Imbibobot points at the ground.

You say 'That is dirt.'

Armandine says 'Look you got mud all over'

Armandine looks at you.

Aemmeu stares blankly at Armandine. Sighing, she shook her head.

You say 'Oh. Mud!'

Aemmeu looks at you.

You say 'Yes. That is different.'

Ulyaoth gets a super bottle from a traveler's backpack.

Ulyaoth gets a water bottle from a traveler's backpack.

Ulyaoth puts a super bottle in a traveler's backpack.

Armandine does a handstand.

Ulyaoth drinks water from a water bottle.

Ulyaoth eats a piece of jerky.

You say 'I booted up that way.'

Armandine says 'Oh.'

Ulyaoth drinks water from a water bottle.

Ulyaoth drinks water from a water bottle.

You say 'Weeks ago, in fact.'

Ulyaoth fills a water bottle with nectar from rabite springs.

Armandine says 'Did you boot up in a swamp or somethin?'

You say 'I did not consider why. I was busy looking for a drink.'

You Hmmmm out loud.

You say 'It was raining that day.'

Aemmeu says 'Rain, rain, go away... Go eat some metal on another day. '

You say 'I remember it was a place with many small trees.'

Ulyaoth looks in the bottle, before briefly passing it to Aemmeu. Lifting his eyebrow as he held it out to her.

Armandine cartwheels and says 'Hmm! Wonder how you got so much mud on ya if it was raining!'

You say 'The small trees that I flatten when I walk.'

Armandine scratches his head in confusion.

You say 'The answer to that is easy.'

You say 'The ground was coated in mud. I was stationed in the mud.'

Armandine says 'Oh'

You say 'The mud liked me more than the ground, so it stuck to me.'

Ulyaoth looks all around.

Armandine kupos in agreement.

You drink nectar from a water bottle.

Armandine says 'Well gosh you know, if you want to convert folks to your religion, you should clean yourself up a bit I think!'

Ulyaoth drinks nectar from a water bottle.

Someone looks all around.

You say 'Oh. I apologize. I am being rude.'

You say 'I am hogging the mud. Would you like some too?'

Imbibobot scrapes off a gob of mud and offers it to Armandine.

Armandine says 'No thanks, brown isn't my color.'

Something fades into view.

Armandine gasps in astonishment.

You say 'Oh.'

You say 'No sense wasting it.'

Armandine bounces around.

Imbibobot slathers the mud right back on.

Armandine looks at Heyan.

Armandine says 'Hey look, it's a human!'

Armandine says 'Hi there, kupo.'

Heyan looks all around.

Ulyaoth says 'I thought humans were common?'

Armandine says 'Not where I come from.'

Imbibobot notices Heyan, waits about ten seconds, then finally registers surprise.

Ulyaoth drinks nectar from a water bottle.

Armandine sits down and thinks deeply.

Armandine says 'Oh wait no I guess they are.'

Heyan points proudly at himself.

Ulyaoth fills a water bottle with nectar from rabite springs.

Ulyaoth puts a water bottle in a traveler's backpack.

Armandine says 'But they love it when you call them 'human''

Armandine nods.

A beeswax candle set upon a tarnished brass holder goes out.

You say 'Our congregation is growing.'

Armandine says 'Don't ask me why though!'

You say 'I did not think to bring enough mud for everyone.'

You say 'It is fortunate that I have enough alcohol.'

You say 'Please drink freely.'

You drink nectar from rabite springs.

Armandine says 'Oh yeah! This spring is great.'

Armandine looks at rabite springs.

Aemmeu says 'Doesn't this spring have a bigger source, though?'

Armandine tilts his head. Kupo?

You say 'A source? What do you mean?'

Ulyaoth gets a super bottle from a traveler's backpack.

Ulyaoth gets a water bottle from a traveler's backpack.

Ulyaoth puts a super bottle in a traveler's backpack.

Aemmeu says 'Where do you think this stuff comes from?'

Aemmeu blinks, staring at the Rabite Springs.

You Hmmmm out loud.

You say '...heaven?'

Ulyaoth wiggles the bottle in front of Aemmeu. "No clue. But it tastes.. odd. Try some of it." he says, waiting for her to take the bottle.

Imbibobot looks like he's thinking pretty hard about the question.

Heyan drinks nectar from rabite springs.

Armandine sits down and thinks deeply.

Armandine says 'Kupo! I know'

Armandine looks at a Hagger guard in his inventory.

Heyan says ' heaven?'

Armandine says 'It must be Hagger Milk'

Armandine nods.

Aemmeu says 'Hagger... Milk?'

Armandine says 'There's a cave under the forest with a BIIIIG pond filled with this stuff. That's where Hagger lives.'

Armandine nods.

Ulyaoth says 'That sounds.. hazardous.'

Aemmeu says 'Who, or what is a 'Hagger'?'

Aemmeu says 'Oh, dear. I'm suddenly reminded of a lake hag...'

You say 'There is a cave under the fountain?'

Armandine says 'He's a friend of mine. He gave me this nice bracelet.'

Imbibobot walks over to the fountain and looks into it.

Armandine says 'Yeah yeah!'

Imbibobot dunks his head into the fountain, trying to look inside.

Armandine says 'Lots of bats down there too.'

Armandine says 'You gotta make sure they don't try and nestin your fur! Kupo!'

Imbibobot starts flailing around for a moment! Then goes limp.

Aemmeu blinks.

Armandine pokes you in the ribs.

Armandine says 'Hey you ok?'

Ulyaoth says 'Bats actually try to nest in your fu--... ... Think he's alright?'

Armandine pulls on you, maybe trying to get your attention?

Aemmeu says 'I'm not sure, to be honest. '

Imbibobot is yanked out of the fountain by Armandine pulling on him.

Armandine says 'Oh no! He drowned!'

Armandine says 'Anyone know CPR?'

Aemmeu says '...But... I thought they couldn't drown? '

Armandine tilts his head. Kupo?

Aemmeu morphs her Mona Lisa smile into a confused stare.

Heyan says ' I'm not sure a robot actually breath ...how could he drown?'

You must include your name in an smote.

Suddenly, Imbibobot spurts nectar out of his mouth like a fountain.

Heyan drinks nectar from rabite springs.

Imbibobot gets up and gasps for breath.

Ulyaoth says 'Well, they drink. I wouldn't be surprised if they can drown. But that only raises questions how they dispose of the liqu--..'

Armandine pats you on your back.

You say 'Thank you.'

Armandine says 'Phew! Close one!'

You say 'I got waterlogged for a moment there.'

Armandine says 'Anyway! The entrance to the cave isn't through the fountain'

Aemmeu says 'I... Think the wind is blowing the rain southwest...'

Armandine says 'I don't think you can get in through there. Unless you were a fish.'

You say 'There was a tiny entrance. But I could not fit.'

Armandine nods.

Armandine gets a wooden fishing pole from an adventurer's backpack.

Armandine stops using a long, slender quarterstaff fashioned from polished bronze.

Armandine wields a wooden fishing pole in his hands.

You say 'We should find the source of the fountain.'

Armandine says 'Ok!'

Armandine stops using a wooden fishing pole.

Armandine says 'I think the entrance is to the north east of here'

A flashlight goes out.

Aemmeu says 'Oh. Dear.'

Armandine says '... kupo'

Aemmeu says 'My flashlight went out.'

Armandine wields a long, slender quarterstaff fashioned from polished bronze in his hands.

Armandine puts a wooden fishing pole in an adventurer's backpack.

Armandine stops using a long, slender quarterstaff fashioned from polished bronze.

You say 'This is a sacred mission. Therefore, I must give you a sacred title.'

Armandine tries to use Harp of the Moogle, but is too inexperienced.

You point at him accusingly.

Armandine wields a long, slender quarterstaff fashioned from polished bronze in his hands.

Armandine tilts his head. Kupo?

You say 'You are now the Copilot of Alcoholism. Please, lead the way.'

You now follow Armandine.

Armandine says 'ok!'

Armandine says 'Hmm'

You drink nectar from a water bottle.

Heyan drinks nectar from rabite springs.

Armandine says 'I'm not sure I'm holy enough for such a task'

Armandine drinks nectar from rabite springs.

Heyan sits down on the ground.

Armandine says 'thhEre we go!'

Armandine looks a little.. drunk..

Armandine stumbles off drunkenly on his way se.
A pudgy, orange-furred rabite leaves se.
Ulyaoth leaves se.
Aemmeu leaves se.
A Chain Chomp leaves se.
You follow Armandine.

You say 'Once again, I am an infinite fountain of rudeness.'

Armandine says 'hmmMmMmmm tHiss sjaveh IiisSzzsss ssmALler thhaN iI remeMBehr'

Armandine looks a little.. drunk..

Armandine stumbles about aimlessly and falls down drunk.

You say 'I have not granted sacred positions to the other new members of our congregation.'

Armandine stands up.

Armandine looks a little.. drunk..

Armandine stumbles about aimlessly and falls down drunk.

You point at him accusingly.

Armandine stands up.

Armandine says 'whhhEreh isSzzsss That ZSssSEzjRet daOooaOoor?'

Armandine looks a little.. drunk..

Armandine stumbles about aimlessly and falls down drunk.

Armandine stands up.

You say 'You are the Viceroy of Alcoholism. It is your calling.'

Armandine looks a little.. drunk..

Armandine stumbles off drunkenly on his way south.
A pudgy, orange-furred rabite leaves south.
Ulyaoth leaves south.
Aemmeu leaves south.
A Chain Chomp leaves south.
You follow Armandine.

Armandine says 'aoHhh fOooUhND iIT!'

You say 'And you are the Secretary of State.'

Aemmeu says 'Secretary of State? '

Armandine wobbles a bit.

Ulyaoth eats a piece of jerky.

Armandine looks a little.. drunk..

Armandine stumbles off drunkenly on his way north.
A pudgy, orange-furred rabite leaves north.
Ulyaoth leaves north.
Aemmeu leaves north.
A Chain Chomp leaves north.
You follow Armandine.

Cave of Waterfalls - Trial of Tears
Small brooks carve the path, as they appear to be run off from the creek
and falls to the east. The sound of birds chirping decreases as the
woods become thicker. To the west a small opening can be seen, it
appears to be an entrance of some sorts.

(] Exits: south west [)

Ulyaoth says 'That's an odd title for a religious position.'

Armandine says 'ZSssSmELls lIiiKe baotsSzzsss'

Euphoria has arrived from the south.

You say 'You are right.'

Armandine looks at Euphoria.

Euphoria leaves west.

You say 'A new title is required.'

Euphoria has arrived from the west.

Euphoria giggles.

Armandine says 'hi THere MmMisSssTehr!'

Aemmeu looks at Euphoria.

You say 'How about Principal?'

Aemmeu says 'It's a he?'

Ulyaoth looks at Euphoria.

Armandine shrugs helplessly.

Euphoria says ' yep yep'

Armandine looks at the tipsy rabite.

Armandine says 'Sorry Mister, no time to chat! We're on a Holy Mission Kupo!'

You nod.

You say 'Is this it? Is this the entrance to the source?'

Armandine says 'Yeah!'

Armandine says 'Should we go inside? Kupo.'

Imbibobot peers southward.

You say 'I hope this time that I do not get stuck inside.'

Kinda dark in here...
(] Exits: east down [)
You see glowing red eyes watching YOU!

Someone lights a flashlight and holds it.

You say 'Where is everyone!'

Cave of Waterfalls - Mineral Stairway
Upon entering the small opening, a small cave appears to be inside. The
air smells of fresh earth and the floor is smooth as water runs over it,
eroding away the roughness of it. A small makeshift stairway can be
seen leading down, deeper into what appears to be a cave.

(] Exits: east down [)
(Charmed) Pudgy in appearance, an orange-furred rabite is resting on its stomach here, looking rather aloof.
(Charmed) A round black beast tied to a chain is chomping away, connected to Aemmeu.
Aemmeu the Ivory Rose is here.
Ulyaoth the Jellaiga is here.
Armandine Copilot of Alcoholism is here.
(Charmed) A scruffy rabite wobblingly follows his leader around.
A bat is flying around randomly, flitting through the cave.

You say 'There you all are.'

Armandine says 'Oh yeah forgot you non-moogles can't see so well in the dark.'
Euphoria has arrived from the east.

Armandine shrugs helplessly.

Euphoria says ' Holy macaroni!'

You say 'You must be magicians.'

Euphoria leaves down.

You say 'Disappearing like that.'

Aemmeu says 'Well. I am, of course.'

Armandine giggles.

Armandine shoots a bat away.

You say 'I believe I have been here before.'

Armandine looks all around.

A battum flies se.

Armandine says 'You have?'

You say 'A believer gave me an axe in here.'

Cave of Waterfalls - Western Caverns
The caverns continue their winding course underground, bring a feeling a
confusion on any travelers. A few stalactites litter the ceiling,
however, they seem secure enough to stay up. To the east the caves
continue to wind and turn.

(] Exits: east nw [)
A lordly goblin is swaggering about, brandishing his small axe.

Imbibobot is getting really confused, which isn't all that surprising.

Armandine talks to a Goblin Lord.

A Goblin Lord says 'What you say...?'

A Goblin Lord looks rather confused.

Short and stocky, goblins are a very close cousin to the imps. This one
has some sort of military station, made obvious by his sturdy plate mail and
shiny axe. He mutters to himself occasionally, while looking for someone to
boss around or intruders to dispatch.

You say 'Oh! You again.'

Armandine talks to a Goblin Lord.

A Goblin Lord says 'What you say...?'

A Goblin Lord looks rather confused.

You say 'Sorry about the murder earlier.'

You say 'You seem to have recovered.'

Armandine says 'Kupo... I don't think he understands Moogle'

Armandine says 'Yeah, goblins are fast healers!'

Armandine nods in agreement to a Goblin Lord.

You say 'Are we inside the fountain?'

A lordly goblin nods in agreement with Armandine.

You boggle in complete incomprehension.

Armandine says 'Not yet!'

Armandine says 'We still got some ways to go.'

Armandine says 'Watch your step'

Armandine backflips to the east.

Cave of Waterfalls - Western Caverns
The western caverns end at a bend of the subterranean road. To the
southeast the southern caverns seem to pick up where the western caverns
ended. To the west another tunnel is seen, however, it appears too dark to
tell where it leads.

(] Exits: west se [)
A bat is flying around randomly, flitting through the cave.
A bat is flying around randomly, flitting through the cave.
A bat is flying around randomly, flitting through the cave.
A bat is flying around randomly, flitting through the cave.
A lordly goblin is swaggering about, brandishing his small axe.

Armandine says 'Sheash! So many bats.'

Cave of Waterfalls - Western Caverns
The western caverns end at a bend of the subterranean road. To the
southeast the southern caverns seem to pick up where the western caverns
ended. To the west another tunnel is seen, however, it appears too dark to
tell where it leads.

(] Exits: west se [)

Armandine boogies to the southeast.
You follow Armandine.

Cave of Waterfalls - Southern Caverns
Unlike the western caverns, the southern caverns have a much smoother
surface and lack stalactites and stalagmites. A small trickle of water runs
toward the east, the same direction as the soft breeze blowing in from the
western passage.

(] Exits: east nw [)
A small chunk of copper is lying on the floor here.
A vest, made from purple fabric, has been left here.
A piece of wood tied by its end by nylon string and arced into a bow, is discarded here.
A pair of purple pants, tailored to a tight fit, is here.
A lone horseshoe gathers dust here.
A lordly goblin is swaggering about, brandishing his small axe.
A reptilian creature is digging around here with a small pickaxe.
The cavern wall here is excellent for mining in.

Imbibobot looks at the water trickling through the cave.

You say 'Maybe this means we are getting close.'

Armandine looks at the pile of junk on the ground.

Armandine scratches his head in confusion.

Armandine says 'These goblins sure are messy!'

Armandine scolds a lordly goblin. 'You are lucky my momma isn't here to see this!'

Cave of Waterfalls - Natural Springs
The path continues around the northwestern part of the lake. The lake
bubbles as more water gushes out. Small ripples dance on the surface of
the lake. The path continues to the northeast where it appears to get
darker.

(] Exits: ne se [)

Armandine says 'Well! This is the place!'

Euphoria has arrived from the se.

You gasp in astonishment.

Armandine looks at a water bottle in his inventory.

Armandine pokes his toe into the water. Brrr that's cold!

Armandine says 'Hrn.'

You say 'Incredible!'

Armandine says 'It doesn't LOOK like the stuff from the fountain.'

Imbibobot walks over to the shore of the lake, leans down, and takes a sip.

Aemmeu stands all the way in the back, sneezin'.

You say 'This is hagger milk?'

Armandine looks all around.

Armandine says 'Hmmm now I'm not so sure!'

You boggle in complete incomprehension.

Armandine says 'We should ask Hagger'

Armandine nods.

Aemmeu says 'I've never thought it was 'Hagger' milk...'

You say 'If we are now inside the fountain, we must be only inches tall right now.'

Armandine tilts his head. Kupo?

Armandine says 'I think we're just under the fountain, not in it.'

You scratch your head.

You Hmmmm out loud.

Ulyaoth drinks nectar from a water bottle.

You say 'I did not consider the possibility that the fountain had a bottom.'

Armandine thinks, 'Hmmmm.'

Aemmeu says 'Or a, erm... Storehouse where it gets its water-nectar stuff from.'

Armandine squints at the lake. He's probably looking for fish.